It's all Britney, all the time these days. A judge decided that little Sean P. and Jayden werebetter off with K. Fed and granted him full custody. (Who woulda thought the words "better off with K. Fed" would ever be uttered in any context?)
Here's what the mags are talking about this week ...
Friends are worried about Britney Spears' mental state and are speculating that she might be suicidal. Another friend says that this was all a "misunderstanding" and that Britney "is in good spirits and optimistic that she will get her kids back." Well, either someone's wrong or Brit is seriously moody. Either way, the whole thing is just sad.
Britney took the first step in following the judge's orders and applied for a California state license. Wait, does that mean that with all the driving "incidents" she has been involved in - the kid on her lap, the fender bender caught on tape, the speeding thing in August - no one ever bothered to ask for her license?
It has been about a year since Pamela Anderson's last wedding and you know what that means ... it's time for another one! Her bad boy of choice this time? Rick Salomon... ew. The two obtained a marriage license in Vegas this past week, which means they'll be married by Christmas, divorced by Easter and releasing the sex tape in the fall of '09.
Kiefer Sutherland was busted for DUI last week ... his FOURTH DUI-related arrest. Yet, somehow he's still free to make another bad season of "24." Clearly, Paris hired the wrong lawyer.
Recently, Posh was quoted as saying, "I eat loads of those bloody American pretzel things. They're so addictive. I think it's all the salt on them." First of all, they're just pretzels. Second of all, c'mon, do they really not have them in England?
Apparently, Paris Hilton recently told E! that she wants a take a humanitarian trip to Rwanda next month. She probably followed that statement up with, "You're, like, so totally invited to come with me and like, maybe document every minute of me doing good stuff and, like, turn it into a marketable reality TV show called 'The Simpler Life' or something like that ... for, like, a small fee, of course."
Julia Roberts and Danny Moder 's marriage may be on the rocks. Somewhere out there, Vera's fingers are crossed.
Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom were seen hanging out together in Mexico. Some say they were canoodling on the beach. Some say they were both simply attending a mutual friend's wedding. How about we go with: "They were canoodling at a mutual friend's wedding" and make everyone happy?