Lindsay Lohan - Underage and Unrepentant

After reading the above-linked article, I am almost speechless. Almost, but not completely. Notice that even though she's going to AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) meetings, her agent says, "And, by the way, she's not saying ... she'll stop drinking tomorrow." Uh, hello? She's 20! She's not old enough to legally drink now, yet no one seems to have a problem with this? What a great role model she is turning out to be. First she looks like she reeeaallly needs a sandwich (or four), then she allegedly OD's on illegal drugs (last month, according to The National Enquirer), and now she is going to AA meetings, but publicly doesn't commit to giving up alcohol (at least until she's 21). And yet, she is somehow"smarter than the next person." Who is this "next person"? Courtney Love?

Lindsay, a little advice:
1. Eat a sandwich.
2. Either quit drugging and drinking, or shut the Hell up about it. You can vote, but you're still a minor.
3. Fire your publicist. She's not doing you any favors.